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RT @justinmadson: &quot;Last Breath&quot; is a full-color comic I did awhile back. Read it on my website: http://www.justmadbooks.com/?page_id=229 0 6 Apr 2011 - 6:18am
Damn it! Toilet phone! 0 6 Apr 2011 - 6:18am
RT @cjkrueger: @Laarks Yo it smells in here, get us out of the toilet, what are you some kind of sadist 0 6 Apr 2011 - 6:18am
@whitty_remarks See? The album pays for itself! 0 6 Apr 2011 - 6:18am
@ConradPlymouth @anormalforce OK, OK, they're really leather. Sorry, internet. Still, leather? 0 6 Apr 2011 - 6:18am
I should probably fight against the feeling of warmth I get when I watch Ancient Aliens, but fuck it - the truth is out there. 0 6 Apr 2011 - 6:18am
Do you ever wonder if Elizabeth Taylor had an email address? 0 6 Apr 2011 - 1:00pm
RT @jaymboller: @Laarks I am now. 0 6 Apr 2011 - 3:00pm
RT @GiffsRiffs: @Laarks No. 0 6 Apr 2011 - 3:00pm
RT @normmacdonald: They called Jimmy The Greek racist. But they also called him Jimmy THE GREEK. 0 6 Apr 2011 - 3:00pm
RT @TweetsofOld: J. S. Kirk was in town yesterday with a load of buggy tongues. He also had with him an ancient tooth, found on the bott ... 0 6 Apr 2011 - 8:00pm
Thanks to @birdsbatteries I know now that Good and Evil exist, unfortunately they're only separated by a name. #shit. #whatdoesntkillu 0 6 Apr 2011 - 8:00pm
RT @cjkrueger: @Laarks Sounds great, you can build it next door to my psychic medium/dentist office, &quot;Prayeranormal Plaquetivity.&quot; 0 7 Apr 2011 - 10:00am
This summer Look for &quot;Autobody Experience&quot; our new business that combines Ghost Detecting and auto repair. 0 7 Apr 2011 - 10:00am
@DanielCoughlin please don't beat up Scott or hook up with our other TA in class. Please. That also includes that other girl too. Please. 0 7 Apr 2011 - 3:02pm
RT @DanielCoughlin: Why do birds like birdseed? 0 7 Apr 2011 - 3:02pm
At a scrabble tournament. There is some high stress stuff going on. For your info, croquets IS a word 0 7 Apr 2011 - 5:00pm
@DanielCoughlin Keep it up, that sad sack stuff can work. You could even start an @laarks type band! 0 7 Apr 2011 - 10:00pm
RT @Natashasqi: Well, the quality of the wool one is very good. 0 8 Apr 2011 - 9:00am
Hey guys, look at the amazing timeline of this bot that started following laarks. Better than most people http://twitter.com/#!/Natashasqi 0 8 Apr 2011 - 9:00am
RT @Natashasqi: Money makes the mare to go. 0 8 Apr 2011 - 9:00am
@TheInsideKids haha. What time is y'all's show at? 0 8 Apr 2011 - 1:00pm
@SpencerWWells did the ancient Mayans craft that in worship of their alien/turtle overlords? #ancientaliens 0 9 Apr 2011 - 9:00am
friendship! 0 10 Apr 2011 - 12:00am
RT @dwarfcraft: @Laarks BABALITY 0 10 Apr 2011 - 9:00am