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Warning: Table './absolu22_newsite/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:150:\"Unknown column 'type' in 'field list'\nquery: SELECT module, type FROM captcha_points WHERE form_id = 'search_block_form'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:91:\"/home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/sites/default/modules/better_formats/captcha/captcha.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:60;}', 3, '', 'http://www.absolutelykosher.com/user/42/posts?page=6&order=last_comment_timestamp&sort=asc&destination=isglxucfk', '', '23.20.215.116', 1472555194) in /home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 128

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Warning: Table './absolu22_newsite/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:356:\"Table './absolu22_newsite/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>© 2010 Absolutely Kosher | All rights reserved</p>\\n', created = 1472555194, expire = 1472641594, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '1:3244efe0084870c83779160f75f564ef'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:53:\"/home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:109;}', 3, '', 'http://www.absolutelykosher.com/user/4 in /home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 128

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RT @normmacdonald: They called Jimmy The Greek racist. But they also called him Jimmy THE GREEK. 0 6 Apr 2011 - 3:00pm
RT @TweetsofOld: J. S. Kirk was in town yesterday with a load of buggy tongues. He also had with him an ancient tooth, found on the bott ... 0 6 Apr 2011 - 8:00pm
Thanks to @birdsbatteries I know now that Good and Evil exist, unfortunately they're only separated by a name. #shit. #whatdoesntkillu 0 6 Apr 2011 - 8:00pm
RT @cjkrueger: @Laarks Sounds great, you can build it next door to my psychic medium/dentist office, "Prayeranormal Plaquetivity." 0 7 Apr 2011 - 10:00am
This summer Look for "Autobody Experience" our new business that combines Ghost Detecting and auto repair. 0 7 Apr 2011 - 10:00am
@DanielCoughlin please don't beat up Scott or hook up with our other TA in class. Please. That also includes that other girl too. Please. 0 7 Apr 2011 - 3:02pm
RT @DanielCoughlin: Why do birds like birdseed? 0 7 Apr 2011 - 3:02pm
At a scrabble tournament. There is some high stress stuff going on. For your info, croquets IS a word 0 7 Apr 2011 - 5:00pm
@DanielCoughlin Keep it up, that sad sack stuff can work. You could even start an @laarks type band! 0 7 Apr 2011 - 10:00pm
RT @Natashasqi: Well, the quality of the wool one is very good. 0 8 Apr 2011 - 9:00am
Hey guys, look at the amazing timeline of this bot that started following laarks. Better than most people http://twitter.com/#!/Natashasqi 0 8 Apr 2011 - 9:00am
RT @Natashasqi: Money makes the mare to go. 0 8 Apr 2011 - 9:00am
@TheInsideKids haha. What time is y'all's show at? 0 8 Apr 2011 - 1:00pm
@SpencerWWells did the ancient Mayans craft that in worship of their alien/turtle overlords? #ancientaliens 0 9 Apr 2011 - 9:00