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@shittyideasguy bahahahaha. You are so dumb. 0 21 Jun 2011 - 10:00am
@ConradPlymouth shit. That's what I thought too. 0 21 Jun 2011 - 11:00am
@InDigestMag The Solstice? burned myself. Now making Poultice. 0 21 Jun 2011 - 6:00pm
@whitty_remarks Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it. 0 21 Jun 2011 - 6:00pm
RT @aeroflynn: summer solstice bling sweats arid agrian peacepipes&gt;&gt; cousin visitation bunk begets familial perpetual innuendo spite 0 21 Jun 2011 - 6:00pm
@solace seriously. The biggest piece of garbage I've seen in awhile. I'm thinking of switching back to safari. SAFARI! 0 22 Jun 2011 - 10:00am
@armsaloft I asked joey g back in may, but haven't heard either way. Prolly wouldn't hurt for you guys to email him too! July 28 is da day! 0 22 Jun 2011 - 2:00pm
RT @andyplank: @businessjeans no you won't 0 22 Jun 2011 - 5:00pm
Did you guys hear me? Young, MUSTACHE-LESS Charles Bronson. 0 22 Jun 2011 - 11:00pm
RT @iamcolinquinn: Hope you all have a weekend filled with the kind of laughter that Hangover 2 provides and the deep emotional connecti ... 0 23 Jun 2011 - 9:00am
Seriously RT @Laarks: Did you guys hear me? Young, MUSTACHE-LESS Charles Bronson. 0 23 Jun 2011 - 9:00am
RT @AmbleDown: Have you heard!? We're releasing @HalloweenAlaska's new album on 08/30! Listen to the first single here: http://t.co/SAe3cd3 0 23 Jun 2011 - 9:00am
@shittyideasguy Dude, I used to call mei and say I was pregnant with a food baby. Then I'd fart and tell her my water broke. 0 23 Jun 2011 - 11:00am
@savannahhhsmith that was my best rorshach from The Watchmen. 0 23 Jun 2011 - 11:00am
@savannahhhsmith psuedo-soda. and people walking around sucking on them like baby bottles all day. Lots of sweet, no substance. Cancer. 0 23 Jun 2011 - 11:00am
@tuesdaylivin No prob, dude! Mas RTs. drinks in the van. 0 23 Jun 2011 - 11:00am
It's really a diet coke world out there. Fuck. 0 23 Jun 2011 - 11:00am
Is it ok to ask what's happening tonight on twitter? 0 23 Jun 2011 - 1:00pm
@aeroflynn Hammond's trades (Magette, Jackson) are made just to give Skiles so much stress he develops a Gorbachev birth mark. 0 23 Jun 2011 - 5:00pm
@savannahhhsmith and by &quot;an&quot; a mean &quot;a&quot; 0 23 Jun 2011 - 6:00pm
@savannahhhsmith try an @VolumeOne? 0 23 Jun 2011 - 6:00pm
Jon Leuer! Wisconsin bucks! 0 23 Jun 2011 - 7:00pm
@TheInsideKids only jackson gets traded. Udrih is legit and Livingston has nothing but upside. 0 23 Jun 2011 - 7:00pm
@TheInsideKids that was a great trade for the bucks. There is no way jimmer is dirk. 0 23 Jun 2011 - 7:00pm
Library! 0 24 Jun 2011 - 11:00am