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RT @andyplank: Lady - "I used to work at a hotel, we always had rooms set aside." Me - "I work at this hotel. We're full & we don't have ... 0 12 Jul 2011 - 12:00am
RT @andyplank: Middle school-aged guest call, "do you have tampons?" Laughter and a hang up. Parents not impressed when I delivered him ... 0 16 Mar 2011 - 11:51am
RT @andyplank: My company was supposed to make a reservation isn't the same as I have a reservation. It's the same as sleep in your car ... 0 29 Apr 2011 - 6:00pm
RT @andyplank: Our neighbor's roofers were listening to the Turdy Point Buck CD today. On a sad personal note, I recognized it from one ... 0 29 Apr 2011 - 6:00pm
RT @andyplank: Sorry tribal-tatted bro with bluetooth headset & no reservation, there's no better rate for being the person I like the l ... 0 16 Mar 2011 - 11:51am
RT @andyroddick: "the reason is that I like to open my legs wider than the waistband allows"- mystery friend 0 5 Jan 2011 - 6:48am
RT @andyroddick: At dinner w a good friend who's wife says he may or may poo in the nude? He's defending. We think it's weird. Tho ... 0 5 Jan 2011 - 6:48am
RT @anthonyjeselnik: How can Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver separate? They share four kids and a jaw bone. 0 10 May 2011 - 1:00pm
RT @azizansari: No but heard a Patagonia jacket took a shit yesterday & an LLBean jacket came out RT @llbean u ever in a movie for more ... 0 5 Jan 2011 - 6:48am
RT @bermudabriangle: Eat your heart out Jason Mraz. 0 8 Jul 2011 - 10:00am
RT @bigjammers: I think there's a rap album being made upstairs. Great. 0 31 Mar 2011 - 3:04pm
RT @bigjammers: I was serious about that rap album nonsense I tweeted yesterday. 0 20 Apr 2011 - 2:00pm
RT @bigjammers: It's Friday the 13th. Be careful while fucking by the lake! 0 13 May 2011 - 1:00pm
RT @bigjammers: Recording another rap album at my house. #gofigure 0 7 May 2011 - 5:00pm
RT @bigjammers: The piano is the vocals and the vocals are the piano. #altpianocraprap 0 7 May 2011 - 5:00pm
RT @birdsbatteries: Thank you Eau Claire and big thanks to @Laarks for an amazing night at the House of Rock. Good spuds too. 0 31 Mar 2011 - 3:04pm
RT @bobducca: Today I will treat inanimate objects w compassion and empathy when they disobey me, be they office chairs or pickle jar lids. 0 28 Jun 2011 - 12:00pm
RT @businessjeans: @laarks "I'm more than a man in some funny red shoes, sometimes the hamburglar gets the best of you." -fiveforfightin ... 0 28 Feb 2011 - 2:27pm
RT @businessjeans: @thomfountain @Laarks I think that I am the most secret multimillionaire. #povertybrag 0 11 Jun 2011 - 11:00am
RT @ChelseaVPeretti: . . . .^~~...~~.......Bon Iver.......~~...~~^. . . . 0 26 Jun 2011 - 11:00pm
RT @ChelseaVPeretti: I grow old … I grow old ... I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled. 0 30 Jun 2011 - 2:00pm
RT @ChelseaVPeretti: Men have been super into themselves for a long time 0 25 Apr 2011 - 8:00am
RT @cjkrueger: @Laarks Sounds great, you can build it next door to my psychic medium/dentist office, "Prayeranormal Plaquetivity." 0 7 Apr 2011 - 11:00am
RT @cjkrueger: @Laarks Yo it smells in here, get us out of the toilet, what are you some kind of sadist 0 6 Apr 2011 - 7:18am