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RT @andyplank: Middle school-aged guest call, &quot;do you have tampons?&quot; Laughter and a hang up. Parents not impressed when I delivered him ... 0 16 Mar 2011 - 10:51am
@ConradPlymouth mangled. 0 16 Mar 2011 - 10:51am
RT @andyplank: Sorry tribal-tatted bro with bluetooth headset &amp; no reservation, there's no better rate for being the person I like the l ... 0 16 Mar 2011 - 10:51am
RT @TheRealStanLee: Remember ye this, my warriors, the times do change and they that changeth not mayhap may fall behind. Excelsior! 0 16 Mar 2011 - 10:51am
@savannahhhsmith That's what happens when you get old. R-E-S-P-E-C-T. They've never seen us eating hot and readys from Lil Caesars 0 16 Mar 2011 - 10:51am
also, seeing 4 19-year-olds together on a double date at noon on a Wednesday makes my old man heart happy. 0 20 Apr 2011 - 11:00am
also, I've noticed that for an athiest/agno, @jmessersmith drops the God bomb a lot in his tunes. #greatsongsbutconflicteddude 0 20 Apr 2011 - 11:00am
show tonight at the varsity theater with ha ha tonka. Don't worry, talked to everyone's moms for permission on school night. 0 19 Apr 2011 - 10:00am
RT @jmessersmith: @Laarks Good observation! For the most part though, I view it as not me, but simply the characters in the song. #still ... 0 20 Apr 2011 - 11:00am
OK, OK. THIS is today http://youtu.be/jS30OfLFbRM See you tonight, Madison. 0 20 Apr 2011 - 11:00am
@TheInsideKids I'm thinking of you with that last clip. We should hang more. 0 20 Apr 2011 - 11:00am
RT @VarsityTheater: Tonight: @HaHaTonka with @laarks &amp; @springstandards. 7pm doors, $10, 18+. See you tonight. 0 19 Apr 2011 - 4:00pm
@hasBen 8:45 0 19 Apr 2011 - 12:00pm
@solace @RockTheGarden oh, it's a &quot;green&quot; festival. I get it. 0 19 Apr 2011 - 12:00pm
@dwarfcraft you better watch out, your last few tweets have come close to @Humblebrag zzz 0 18 Apr 2011 - 6:00pm
RT @dwarfcraft: @Laarks Suck my pitchfork 0 18 Apr 2011 - 9:00pm
@peter89elliott sorry, didn't mean to disrespect. 0 18 Apr 2011 - 6:00pm
I think I'm turning into a monk. The 24/7 hoodie-wearing is too great a temptation. 0 18 Apr 2011 - 9:00am
@solace @headandtheheart @subpop pitchfork reviews mean literally less than nothing. 0 18 Apr 2011 - 12:00am
What's goin' on, Eau Claire? If you do one thing tonight, click this link. http://miniurl.com/103363 0 17 Apr 2011 - 10:00pm
@whitty_remarks @savannahhhsmith ha, right on. Hopefully see y'all there. 0 17 Apr 2011 - 12:00pm
Hey Minneapolis and Madison rezzies, here we go: 4/19 The Varsity Theater. 4/20 Madison, at the frequency. 0 17 Apr 2011 - 10:00am
@anormalforce @bigjammers He's your fact checker, just like a real newspaper. 0 18 Apr 2011 - 10:00am
RT @TweetsofOld: The Tuskaloosa suspender factory is doing a big business. AL1890 0 18 Apr 2011 - 9:00am
*in support of Ha Ha Tonka. Both musically and emotionally. 0 17 Apr 2011 - 10:00am