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@savannahhhsmith WHAT!?!?!?! Listen to Guero and get it. 0 24 Jun 2011 - 11:00am
RT @aeroflynn: rip PF. cassavetes' wildcard. 0 24 Jun 2011 - 11:00am
@aeroflynn @dumpsterimprov tell Amos to come to EC. We have improv now. 0 24 Jun 2011 - 8:00pm
RT @SteveMartinToGo: I think it was Abraham Lincoln who said, "I want to get x-rays to prove my butt's real." 0 25 Jun 2011 - 7:00am
RT @aeroflynn: @Laarks dude. booked. get her a V1 spread. 'memorial grad gets crass in the big city...knows vern' #thegoalwastohibernate 0 25 Jun 2011 - 7:00am
@aeroflynn yes! 0 25 Jun 2011 - 7:00am
@shittyideasguy foreign sandwich guy 0 25 Jun 2011 - 7:00pm
@TheInsideKids are you a republican now? 0 26 Jun 2011 - 11:00am
RT @sportsguy33: DVR Alert: ESPN Classic is running "King of Kong" tonight at 9pm ET, it's a must-watch doc if you haven't seen it. 0 26 Jun 2011 - 11:00am
@SpencerWWells Didn't know you lived below Dan Wilson. 0 26 Jun 2011 - 11:00am
@TheInsideKids Yes! Even better. Can't wait for you to start hanging out downtown with the bohemians in your crisp white shirt. 0 26 Jun 2011 - 2:00pm
@andyplank @businessjeans you guys are so fucking weird. 0 26 Jun 2011 - 2:00pm
Pretty happy with latest run of tweets. 0 26 Jun 2011 - 6:00pm
making it my current mission to get @dumpsterimprov in EC. @VolumeOne 0 26 Jun 2011 - 6:00pm
Can't believe catsfallingoutoftrees.com isn't taken yet. 0 26 Jun 2011 - 6:00pm
I'm the foremost expert at keeping cats indoors. 0 26 Jun 2011 - 6:00pm
@savannahhhsmith also RE 'if only for their tweeting' : thanks. 0 26 Jun 2011 - 8:00pm
Love @reggiewatts. This: http://t.co/BWgdlTv 0 26 Jun 2011 - 8:00pm
@BailyBelle Great news! 0 26 Jun 2011 - 8:00pm
fake caps compliment: I'M TOTALLY ON YOUR SIDE. I THINK PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IS ON ACCOUNT OF HOW SMART AND GOOD LOOKING YOU ARE 0 26 Jun 2011 - 8:00pm
@DanielCoughlin it's not for anyone. Fake band. I sink their yachts. 0 26 Jun 2011 - 8:00pm
I REALLY VALUE YOUR INPUT ON THINGS YOU HAVE SO MUCH GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE AND SO MUCH TO BE PROUD OF. 0 26 Jun 2011 - 8:00pm
If you're ever not sure on how to sarcastically compliment someone, just say it in caps. 0 26 Jun 2011 - 8:00pm
Here's a list of substitute words for water fountain: drinking fountain, bubbler, water butthole, electric water pee machine, agua pee pee 0 26 Jun 2011 - 8:00pm
I respond to every text with "either way, we'll both be long dead in 100 years." You know, just so they get some context. 0 26 Jun 2011 - 8:00pm