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RT @cjkrueger: @Laarks Yo it smells in here, get us out of the toilet, what are you some kind of sadist 0 6 Apr 2011 - 7:18am
@whitty_remarks See? The album pays for itself! 0 6 Apr 2011 - 7:18am
@ConradPlymouth @anormalforce OK, OK, they're really leather. Sorry, internet. Still, leather? 0 6 Apr 2011 - 7:18am
@AImmerman This is true. That's actually what was going on. 0 6 Apr 2011 - 7:18am
RT @TweetsofOld: Marry in haste; repent in leisure. This is an old adage but a very true one in the case of Lizzie Richey and Slemming M ... 0 6 Apr 2011 - 7:18am
Anyone want to go to the Harlem Globetrotters game at North High School with me on April 13th? By the way, that last sentence rules. 0 6 Apr 2011 - 7:18am
@GiffsRiffs is this the highest voter turnout ever for this kind of election? 0 6 Apr 2011 - 7:18am
I should probably fight against the feeling of warmth I get when I watch Ancient Aliens, but fuck it - the truth is out there. 0 6 Apr 2011 - 7:18am
RT @TweetsofOld: Rhoda Chapman, the big, fat, greasy woman convicted of bootlegging, has received a pardon from the Governor. SC1901 0 6 Apr 2011 - 7:18am
RT @TweetsofOld: Wm. M. Vanderhoof, Jr., Horse Dentist, is in town. NY1908 0 6 Apr 2011 - 7:18am
@solace always nipping at the older brother, you are a true Minnesota sports fan. 0 6 Apr 2011 - 7:18am
@savannahhhsmith bowl of rice overnight is a game changer. I'm back in biz! 0 6 Apr 2011 - 7:18am
I didn't get to use the touch screen to vote today because some old lady was bogarting the machine. 0 6 Apr 2011 - 7:18am
@Mattkforever my GF says the same thing 0 5 Jan 2011 - 6:48am
@PFTompkins we're behind you Paul! The spirit is willing but the scrolling finger is weak. 0 5 Jan 2011 - 6:48am
Hey guys, look at the amazing timeline of this bot that started following laarks. Better than most people http://twitter.com/#!/Natashasqi 0 8 Apr 2011 - 10:00am
RT @Natashasqi: Money makes the mare to go. 0 8 Apr 2011 - 10:00am
Thanks to @birdsbatteries I know now that Good and Evil exist, unfortunately they're only separated by a name. #shit. #whatdoesntkillu 0 6 Apr 2011 - 9:00pm
RT @Natashasqi: Well, the quality of the wool one is very good. 0 8 Apr 2011 - 10:00am
@DanielCoughlin Keep it up, that sad sack stuff can work. You could even start an @laarks type band! 0 7 Apr 2011 - 11:00pm
At a scrabble tournament. There is some high stress stuff going on. For your info, croquets IS a word 0 7 Apr 2011 - 6:00pm
RT @DanielCoughlin: Why do birds like birdseed? 0 7 Apr 2011 - 4:02pm
@DanielCoughlin please don't beat up Scott or hook up with our other TA in class. Please. That also includes that other girl too. Please. 0 7 Apr 2011 - 4:02pm
This summer Look for "Autobody Experience" our new business that combines Ghost Detecting and auto repair. 0 7 Apr 2011 - 11:00am