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Warning: Table './absolu22_newsite/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:140:\"Declaration of date_api_filter_handler::value_validate() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::value_validate($form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:98:\"/home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/sites/default/modules/date/includes/date_api_filter_handler.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:578;}', 3, '', 'http://www.absolutelykosher.com/user/42/posts?order=comment_count&sort=desc&page=6&destination=user%2F42%2Fposts', '', '54.227.14.23', 1474879748) in /home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 128

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Warning: Table './absolu22_newsite/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:126:\"Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:91:\"/home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/sites/default/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_row.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:135;}', 3, '', 'http://www.absolutelykosher.com/user/42/posts?order=comment_count&sort=desc&page=6&destination=user%2F42%2Fposts', '', '54.227.14.23', 1474879748) in /home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 128

Warning: Table './absolu22_newsite/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:150:\"Unknown column 'type' in 'field list'\nquery: SELECT module, type FROM captcha_points WHERE form_id = 'search_block_form'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:91:\"/home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/sites/default/modules/better_formats/captcha/captcha.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:60;}', 3, '', 'http://www.absolutelykosher.com/user/42/posts?order=comment_count&sort=desc&page=6&destination=user%2F42%2Fposts', '', '54.227.14.23', 1474879748) in /home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 128

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Warning: Table './absolu22_newsite/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:356:\"Table './absolu22_newsite/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>© 2010 Absolutely Kosher | All rights reserved</p>\\n', created = 1474879748, expire = 1474966148, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '1:3244efe0084870c83779160f75f564ef'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:53:\"/home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:109;}', 3, '', 'http://www.absolutelykosher.com/user/4 in /home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 128

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I should probably fight against the feeling of warmth I get when I watch Ancient Aliens, but fuck it - the truth is out there. 0 6 Apr 2011 - 6:18am
RT @TweetsofOld: Rhoda Chapman, the big, fat, greasy woman convicted of bootlegging, has received a pardon from the Governor. SC1901 0 6 Apr 2011 - 6:18am
RT @TweetsofOld: Wm. M. Vanderhoof, Jr., Horse Dentist, is in town. NY1908 0 6 Apr 2011 - 6:18am
@solace always nipping at the older brother, you are a true Minnesota sports fan. 0 6 Apr 2011 - 6:18am
@savannahhhsmith bowl of rice overnight is a game changer. I'm back in biz! 0 6 Apr 2011 - 6:18am
I didn't get to use the touch screen to vote today because some old lady was bogarting the machine. 0 6 Apr 2011 - 6:18am
@Mattkforever my GF says the same thing 0 5 Jan 2011 - 5:48am
@PFTompkins we're behind you Paul! The spirit is willing but the scrolling finger is weak. 0 5 Jan 2011 - 5:48am
Hey guys, look at the amazing timeline of this bot that started following laarks. Better than most people http://twitter.com/#!/Natashasqi 0 8 Apr 2011 - 9:00am
RT @Natashasqi: Money makes the mare to go. 0 8 Apr 2011 - 9:00am
Thanks to @birdsbatteries I know now that Good and Evil exist, unfortunately they're only separated by a name. #shit. #whatdoesntkillu 0 6 Apr 2011 - 8:00pm
RT @Natashasqi: Well, the quality of the wool one is very good. 0 8 Apr 2011 - 9:00am
@DanielCoughlin Keep it up, that sad sack stuff can work. You could even start an @laarks type band! 0 7 Apr 2011 - 10:00pm
At a scrabble tournament. There is some high stress stuff going on. For your info, croquets IS a word 0 7 Apr 2011 - 5:00pm
RT @DanielCoughlin: Why do birds like birdseed? 0 7 Apr 2011 - 3:02pm
@DanielCoughlin please don't beat up Scott or hook up with our other TA in class. Please. That also includes that other girl too. Please. 0 7 Apr 2011 - 3:02pm
This summer Look for "Autobody Experience" our new business that combines Ghost Detecting and auto repair. 0 7 Apr 2011 - 10:00am
RT @cjkrueger: @Laarks Sounds great, you can build it next door to my psychic medium/dentist office, "Prayeranormal Plaquetivity." 0 7 Apr 2011 - 10:00am