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Warning: Table './absolu22_newsite/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:227:\"Table './absolu22_newsite/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_filter WHERE cid = '1:3244efe0084870c83779160f75f564ef'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:53:\"/home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:26;}', 3, '', 'http://www.absolutelykosher.com/user/42/posts?order=comment_count&sort=asc&destination=isglxucfk', '', '50.19.47.197', 1474960558) in /home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 128

Warning: Table './absolu22_newsite/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:356:\"Table './absolu22_newsite/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>© 2010 Absolutely Kosher | All rights reserved</p>\\n', created = 1474960558, expire = 1475046958, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '1:3244efe0084870c83779160f75f564ef'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:53:\"/home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/includes/cache.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:109;}', 3, '', 'http://www.absolutelykosher.com/user/4 in /home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 128

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Laarks 0 10 Dec 2010 - 3:44pm
RT @whitty_remarks: @Laarks just fucking blew away the Frequency in Madison. @HaHaTonka up to settle the score now. 0 20 Apr 2011 - 9:00pm
@whitty_remarks thanks a lot. (not sarcasm). (or is it?) it isn't. 0 20 Apr 2011 - 9:00pm
I'm not going to say which way I fall on the whole 4/20 thing, but hopefully Pad Thai and Nelson's Cheese factory get major biz today. 0 20 Apr 2011 - 11:00am
RT @bigjammers: I was serious about that rap album nonsense I tweeted yesterday. 0 20 Apr 2011 - 1:00pm
@andyplank should have 30 times as many followers as he does. Holy shit. Seriously follow if you like weird ass hotel manager tweets. 0 16 Mar 2011 - 10:51am
RT @andyplank: Middle school-aged guest call, "do you have tampons?" Laughter and a hang up. Parents not impressed when I delivered him ... 0 16 Mar 2011 - 10:51am
@ConradPlymouth mangled. 0 16 Mar 2011 - 10:51am
RT @andyplank: Sorry tribal-tatted bro with bluetooth headset & no reservation, there's no better rate for being the person I like the l ... 0 16 Mar 2011 - 10:51am
RT @TheRealStanLee: Remember ye this, my warriors, the times do change and they that changeth not mayhap may fall behind. Excelsior! 0 16 Mar 2011 - 10:51am
@savannahhhsmith That's what happens when you get old. R-E-S-P-E-C-T. They've never seen us eating hot and readys from Lil Caesars 0 16 Mar 2011 - 10:51am
also, seeing 4 19-year-olds together on a double date at noon on a Wednesday makes my old man heart happy. 0 20 Apr 2011 - 11:00am
also, I've noticed that for an athiest/agno, @jmessersmith drops the God bomb a lot in his tunes. #greatsongsbutconflicteddude 0 20 Apr 2011 - 11:00am
show tonight at the varsity theater with ha ha tonka. Don't worry, talked to everyone's moms for permission on school night. 0 19 Apr 2011 - 10:00am
RT @jmessersmith: @Laarks Good observation! For the most part though, I view it as not me, but simply the characters in the song. #still ... 0 20 Apr 2011 - 11:00am
OK, OK. THIS is today http://youtu.be/jS30OfLFbRM See you tonight, Madison. 0 20 Apr 2011 - 11:00am
@TheInsideKids I'm thinking of you with that last clip. We should hang more. 0 20 Apr 2011 - 11:00am
RT @VarsityTheater: Tonight: @HaHaTonka with @laarks & @springstandards. 7pm doors, $10, 18+. See you tonight. 0 19 Apr 2011 - 4:00pm
@hasBen 8:45 0 19 Apr 2011 - 12:00pm
@solace @RockTheGarden oh, it's a "green" festival. I get it. 0 19 Apr 2011 - 12:00pm
@dwarfcraft you better watch out, your last few tweets have come close to @Humblebrag zzz 0 18 Apr 2011 - 6:00pm
RT @dwarfcraft: @Laarks Suck my pitchfork 0 18 Apr 2011 - 9:00pm
@peter89elliott sorry, didn't mean to disrespect. 0 18 Apr 2011 - 6:00pm
I think I'm turning into a monk. The 24/7 hoodie-wearing is too great a temptation. 0 18 Apr 2011 - 9:00am
@solace @headandtheheart @subpop pitchfork reviews mean literally less than nothing. 0 18 Apr 2011 - 12:00am