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Ex-Pinback/Thingy/Physics guy (and true guitar prodigy) Cameron Jones and his brother Ryan have arrived! Bare-bones instrumentation (baritone guitar, drums & vocals) discharge herky-jerky rhythmic structures & tight melodies (comparable to Thingy or Heavy Vegetable) all surrounding a tender lyricism unique to Two Guys. Songs run the gamut from melancholy sweet serenades ("Victoria") to seething anthems of sexual frustration ("Ode to Masturbation"), all with a humbling sense of humor.

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Warning: Table './absolu22_newsite/watchdog' is marked as crashed and last (automatic?) repair failed query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:12:\"user warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:340:\"Table './absolu22_newsite/sessions' is marked as crashed and should be repaired\nquery: UPDATE sessions SET uid = 0, cache = 0, hostname = '40.77.167.81', session = 'uc_cart_id|s:32:\\"6232af62d1a49950c5bf830bf0c93f9b\\";', timestamp = 1474312468 WHERE sid = 'd8b2911703fcbd202f2f1b05e9b56882'\";s:5:\"%file\";s:55:\"/home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/includes/session.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:70;}', 3, '', 'http://www.absolutelykosher.com/products/recorded-0', & in /home/absolu22/public_html/newsite/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 128