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so riding my bike home from the gym, past a frat bar, mobbed with frat holes co-opting a faux mexican holiday for an excuse to drink early- and out comes the shout “FAGGOT!!!!!!” (i am so proud of myself) reply: “it is cinco de mayo, you are supposed to yell maricon!” BOoO YAY!

See original: XIU XIU but this is actually kind of great (if i do say so myself)